The name's Karl. Proud Fil-Am. Avid gamer. Musical linguist. Average whiz kid. Self-conscious singer. Hopeless romantic. Proud SpongeBob fan.
There's lots more, too. You'll just have to figure them out.

 

Three years strong. Happy anniversary, @theasianmenace! 🐵❤️🐯 #love

Three years strong. Happy anniversary, @theasianmenace! 🐵❤️🐯 #love

Beers. Brauts. Battlestar Galactica. #oktoberfest #bratwurst #foodporn (at Oktoberfest - Milwaukee)

Beers. Brauts. Battlestar Galactica. #oktoberfest #bratwurst #foodporn (at Oktoberfest - Milwaukee)

Prost! #oktoberfest #hofbrau (at Oktoberfest - Milwaukee)

Prost! #oktoberfest #hofbrau (at Oktoberfest - Milwaukee)

Ayyyy. #thefonz #fonzie #happydays #downtownmilwaukee (at The Bronze Fonz)

Ayyyy. #thefonz #fonzie #happydays #downtownmilwaukee (at The Bronze Fonz)

The sad life of Bruce Banner. #thelonelyman #theincrediblehulk #hulk #piano #hurtfeelings (at Rustic Modern Tin Shack)

Too turnttttt #millercoors #tour #itsmillertime #turnup #thisisbaaaaaaaad (at The Miller Brewery Tour)

Too turnttttt #millercoors #tour #itsmillertime #turnup #thisisbaaaaaaaad (at The Miller Brewery Tour)

3-year anniversary trip with @theasianmenace in WI. As you can tell, it is quite lovely here. #tinshack #wisconsin #rustic #modern #hospitality (at The Tin Shack)

3-year anniversary trip with @theasianmenace in WI. As you can tell, it is quite lovely here. #tinshack #wisconsin #rustic #modern #hospitality (at The Tin Shack)

Sexy sax man sax-o-gram… WITH GUITAR #carelesswhisper #ambient #emotions #ihavenolife #letsrockletsrocktoday (at Tunes and Taps)

Saying goodbye to this hell of a trooper. Despite its barrage of problems, it has served me well these past 6 years. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. #oldsmobile #alero #firstcar #farewell

Saying goodbye to this hell of a trooper. Despite its barrage of problems, it has served me well these past 6 years. That’ll do, pig. That’ll do. #oldsmobile #alero #firstcar #farewell